Global warming, global cooling, Global fooling

Record weather events of the snow and ice variety are going  to be hitting  the Southeast in the next day or two and yet Alaska is experiencing some record warm temperatures. How wacky are these changes in the climate? This couldn't be the reason why they call it climate change, could it? Yes possible snow and ice in the deep south, and flash floods in Alaska in the winter, wow that's climate fooling.

The faux religious

 One knack the faux religious have is they do all the "right" things but none of the important ones

Mutt in your eye

For 100 years Westminster dog show has been for only the "pure" of breed but now at least a partial change has been made, and for the better. Mongrels - or mutts as those  of mixed parentage might be called - are going to be allowed to compete in the show at least in the agility areas. They won't be allowed as yet to compete for best of show but ask anyone who has a rescue dog there, they win best of heart, every time. And so to all those newly eligible beasts...here's Mutt in your eye.

A real Beck-er head

We have a new high in reaching a new low and  that has been done by one Gregory Beck, an elected school board member in the town of Brookfield, Connecticut. Brookfield is a neighboring town to Newtown which of course was the scene of the awful tragedy on December 14, 2012. So in homage to those 26 victims there has been declared "26 days of kindness" in the Newtown area and here's how Mr. Beck plans to "celebrate" those days. He will give out ammunition to all of his friends on each of those days as his way of "commemorating" the gun violence perpetrated on 26 innocent victims. Now that's a real Beck-er head.

Newsflash on Liz Cheney

Newsflash; Liz Cheney has announced she's dropping out of the race for the Republican senate  nomination in Wyoming because of "serious health issues" surrounding her family. Yes her freakin candidacy was on life support due to  her idiotic political and social positions. Oh, by the by, her dad Dick said that she was going to win without a doubt. Another slam dunk, Darth.

Guns don't shoot asses

This past week a gentleman in Dearborn, Michigan while attempting to pay his bill in a store actually shot himself in the butt with his 40 glock. We are naturally then expecting the NRA to issue the following bulletin: Guns don't shoot asses, asses shoot themselves in the ass.