HAPPY THIS YEAR

         

We at
Faux News Network know “Happy New Year” is the typical well wish in
January but that seems well, just so limited. Because at some point the
year isn’t new, its middle, and then it’s advanced and . . . we want our
audience to be happy (with FNN providing perhaps some of the chuckles) the
whole year long. Were we the cautious sorts, of course, we’d be careful because
O’Guiley and friends might well decide to accuse us of waging a war on New
Year’s Day (created instantly at 12:00 a.m. on January 1) versus the
entirety of a twelve month 2007, kind of  a revolutionary, no make that evolutionary
concept, but  . . . we’ll chance it.  So again, “Happy This Year”.