A few quick tips from the FNN.C to help Mr. Libby scoot impending problems.
1) Don’t think on this earth anyone believes you or your
bunch on their best day is more reliable than Tim Russert
on his worse. Even those that vote for your side know you’re liars.
2) Rove and Cheney wouldn’t pee on you if you were on
fire; quick cut a yellow cake deal to cook your yellow friends. They’re cowards, always have been.
3) Drop the name “Scooter”, not good for prison, rhymes
with Hooter.
4) Say alcohol made you hit on the pages . . . oh, wrong
alibi manual, sorry.
5) Remember, in prison the quality of rooms and roommates
vary, so cover up.
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