CUT AND RUM UPDATE

    According to Elisabeth Bumiller of The New York
Times, Donald Rumsfeld is attempting a literary surge of his own and
has taken an office in D.C.  Mr. Cut and Rum himself is planning,
so the word goes, to write a book, on well himself, but is trying to
figure out a way for it not to be dominated by the Iraq war.  Oh
well guess you go to word with the story you have, not the story you
wish you ha