That’s right “flaxible” because Barry Bonds says he really thought the stuff he was taking was flaxseed oil, not steroids, no way. You see he heard there was this stuff which, if you rubbed it on, gave you acne, swelled your head, made your hair fall out and shrunk your testicles and he thought, as would any thinking guy, man where can I get some of that. And besides others have had stimulants to enhance them; Babe Ruth beer, Roger Maris cigarettes and Henry Aaron, well, he was just a talented, low key human being, but he may have had wine with dinner. So we believe you Barry, now go and flax your muscles, and review your testimony, because your next uniform number may also be enhanced.
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