THE BIT’S BEEN SPLIT BY FLITT

Mitt or as we’ve come to call (and cherish) him, Flitt Romney, after being a liberal, then a moderate, and then a conservative and eventually a candidate in it to the end, has ended it, that’s right, after committing 50 million dollars of his own funds (his wife didn’t look thrilled) he’s dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination for president. This of course leaves John McMime in the driver’s seat for the next 7 months or 100 years’ war, which ever he achieves, first. But what then of Mike Heckofathree; does this up his position to due for two, a running mate who may be, even more likeable than he is ideologically intractable? That noted, it does not ease our sense of loss at no longer having fun with Flitt. Think about it dear readers, the man was such fertile grounds for the faux having changed every issue on every position he ever took, even quitting the campaign the week he assured us he wouldn’t. Oh Flitt, we hardly skewed thee.