GUESS WHAT - CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY LIKE FLITT, NOW THEY TELL US

What is it about Republican nominees? In Rudy Tuesday’s case, Florida being a prime example, the longer he campaigned, the further down his ratings went. After Mitt (or as we lovingly call him Flitt) Romney “suspended” his campaign, his ratings shot up and a CPAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) straw poll showed him passing McCain 35 to 34%, again this is after he’s no longer running. The presumptive front runner, of course, is John McCain, or as we call him John McMime, because as opposed to being Bush “light”, he’s Bush “heavy”, promising up to a 100 year war/presence in Iraq, take your choice. Incidentally, we at the Faux heard the rumor that in an attempt to gain Jewish support, he may promise a half off discount and limit the war in Iraq to 50 years. But again, here is a war hero unlike the rest of the conservative, uh shall we say active non-military participants, and it seems that for all their “support the troops” spin, it is the “devoted, patriotic” conservatives who don’t seem to like the only true military warrior among them.