Faux Features Futures

We, Norman and Northern Reb have been on hiatus this week but we’ll be back in full swing in the coming days. We thought we’d give a preview of the coming attractions, so here goes. The Faux has intercepted signals from another civilization in the galaxy which is only good news because it turns out they’re out protectors, we’ll explain in the article in which they’re the featured creatures. Also there will be updates on the bad leader(s) that John McCain won’t talk to and the good ones he will. Also, we’ll discuss elitism for the common folk and have invented a new word- conservmythicism, we believe you’ll see the relevance. And last and most important we'll be doing a series on our interviews with World War II and Korean veteran Charles (Chick) Ames, a genuine American hero, who at 93 is still sharp as a tack with opinions to match. We’ll be in contact soon.