The Diehard Unicorn Nullification Conservative Enterprise Society is in Session

THE DIEHARD UNICORN NULLIFICATION CONSERVATIVE ENTERPRISE SOCIETY IS IN SESSION

Welcome to the current meeting of the Diehard Unicorn Nullification Conservative Enterprise Society. We were founded when we realized the public; particularly the security weak liberal members of same were totally unprepared for an invasion of wild horses into their community, let alone ones with horns. The scientific fact obsessed left wingers among us may point out that there are no recent sightings of unicorns, which just underscores their lack of readiness . . . Thus this principle of expecting the unexpected, not to mention the unprecedented and the unproven, came to be used as arguments of immense leverage. At each session, we’ll highlight such an example. Today’s emphasis will be on the dangers to our food supply (yes, our food supply) posed by the “death tax”, which is the crux of the all rights to the rich arguments against having any inheritance tax, at all. That said a married couple for all intents and purposes doesn’t pay a penny until after they can each leave $2,000,000 tax-free, but the “killer” argument by those against any tax at all, is that small farmers in the past have gone under trying to pay off the government. Truth be told, this danger to us is every bit as real and rational as that of unicorns because according to the government’s own records, (kept on such matters since the Depression), not one single farmer has ever gone bankrupt paying inheritance taxes. However, what if such disasters do happen and as in the case of a unicorn invasion, we’re soft on security and we’re not ready. Thus the logic expressed, and so well begun (we think) by the Diehard Unicorn Nullification Conservative Enterprise Society must continue.

Now believe it or not, we have rivals in this logic genre, the Duplicitous Unprecedented Historians, who will also be heard from in this forum.