LEARNIN' ABOUT SPEAKIN' PROFESSOR PALIN'

There are many many Americans of influence, who absolutely believe we, make that they, need Sarah Palin to remain front and (well, right of) center on the national political scene. But we'll talk about late night TV and Comedy Central news programs later on. But let us say, we at the Faux appreciate not only Ms. Palins approach to politics in general, but the way she handles the English language and for that matter the alphabet itself. One specific example comes to mind. When she was asked about running in 2012, she said that seems "like years away." You think? Then there's her approach to the alphabet, particularly the rather common syllable "ing." When she's speakin' or addressin', or dare we say it (if she ever does again) interviewin', she doesn't seem partial to using her "g's," but we have a theory that she's saving her "g's" for some reason. Is it because she plans to use many in repeating GOP, GOP, GOP, or invoking G-d as the reason she'll run again? Maybe she's planning to hire as a political advisor G. Gordon Liddy and doesn't want to give it away. Aw gee, we'll see.