Thursday, November 28, 2013

Good advice

 To succeed legally, the following is recommended: Use your insistence, take all assistance combined with your persistence overcoming resistance. And it sounds good too.

Monday, November 18, 2013

White supremacist: Not all that supreme

There is a man in Leith, North Dakota which if he has his way will be 100 percent all-white all the time. Slight problem; it seems someone submitted a sample of his DNA to a local talk show, and as it turns out Mr. Cobb is neither all right nor all white as he is part black. Which in his world makes him all-black. As a local black resident so astutely commented "is he going to kick his own self out of town and discriminate against himself?"
If he does he should call the ACLU to defend himself from himself, although if I were the judge I would ask Mr. Cobb "can't you and Mr. Cobb work it out"?

Rock paper scissors by rote we mean robot

At the University of Japan they have developed a robot which can recognize the game of "rock paper scissors" and as the other person is opening and/or closing their hand in 1000th of a second the robot can anticipate and win 100 percent of the time. But as they said on NBC news is the robot having any real fun I would say by reflex.

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