Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The most interesting man in the world


WHEN HE'S  PULLED OVER FOR EXCEEDING THE LEGAL LIMIT, THEY RAISE THE LEGAL LIMIT

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Saturday, April 19, 2014

Self serving? for once, not


 How are the Republican Party and the NRA alike? Really, at one time they both served the public interest, not their own

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