Monday, June 23, 2014

They may never be right but they are always sure


Talk show after talk show has Cheney, Wolfowitz, and Chambliss (a classic chicken hawk ) and that whole bunch back with comments on the current Iraqi crisis. Kind of like having a number of doctors who had an extraordinarily large number of their patients die in elective surgical operations that they in fact insisted on, be the ones whom you consulted as to whether to have an operation of your own.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Cantor Candor


Before Tuesday night's primary there were 32 Jewish officials in the House and Senate. Now with the defeat of Eric Cantor there is 31 and as we previously pointed out, Republicans used to be "nine short of a minyan" they are now 10 short of one. But as the erudite Barney Frank said they "do love Israel" and we have to say Eric Cantor just one more example of the Jew who thought he joined the club.



TRACY, PLEASE RECOVER

Tracy Morgan is a truly talented human being especially when it comes to humor.  He is also quite a kind individual with a great sense of philanthropy, but what he is going through is not one bit funny. Our wishes and prayers go out for a speedy and most importantly full recovery, because I for one would love to see him make me laugh again.

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