They may never be right but they are always sure


Talk show after talk show has Cheney, Wolfowitz, and Chambliss (a classic chicken hawk ) and that whole bunch back with comments on the current Iraqi crisis. Kind of like having a number of doctors who had an extraordinarily large number of their patients die in elective surgical operations that they in fact insisted on, be the ones whom you consulted as to whether to have an operation of your own.

Cantor Candor


Before Tuesday night's primary there were 32 Jewish officials in the House and Senate. Now with the defeat of Eric Cantor there is 31 and as we previously pointed out, Republicans used to be "nine short of a minyan" they are now 10 short of one. But as the erudite Barney Frank said they "do love Israel" and we have to say Eric Cantor just one more example of the Jew who thought he joined the club.

TRACY, PLEASE RECOVER

Tracy Morgan is a truly talented human being especially when it comes to humor.  He is also quite a kind individual with a great sense of philanthropy, but what he is going through is not one bit funny. Our wishes and prayers go out for a speedy and most importantly full recovery, because I for one would love to see him make me laugh again.

A hit by Mitt


Real FOX News: keep your Mitts on this idea. Guess who's come out for an increase in the minimum wage former Republican standardbearer for the office of president of the United States, Mitt Romney. We here at real fox congratulate him and as we've always said there's no more rational Republican than one who isn't seeking office

Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert

We wish a happy 50 to the great one Stephen Colbert, who has in the past quoted us (even if he didn't acknowledge it) and we love him still. 

Non promises he will keep

On "This Week" Senator Marco Rubio said what he would as President to solve climate change. He said he would do absolutely nothing to address the human part of the problem. And thats just perfect, because many people feel the tea party are the descendants of the "know nothing" party, and Mr. Rubio has now claimed the leadership of the "do nothing" party. And to "do nothing" is a promise he can surely keep.

The most interesting man in the world

THE ONLY MAN EVER TO MAKE A PROFIT - AND HE MADE RECORD PROFITS -RUNNING A STARBUCKS FRANCHISE AT BYU

The most interesting man in the world

WHEN HE STARES INTO A WOMEN’S EYES SHE SAYS “EXCUSE ME MY BREASTS ARE DOWN HERE”

The most interesting man in the world

WHEN HE'S  PULLED OVER FOR EXCEEDING THE LEGAL LIMIT, THEY RAISE THE LEGAL LIMIT

Self serving? for once, not


How are the Republican Party and the NRA alike? Really, at one time they both served the public interest, not their own

The NCAA Games


The NCAA has a quartet of games two days before the field of 64 really begins; some call it round one, some want to call it "play in" games but they're both wrong. They should call it the four – play games, an accurate and somewhat eye-catching title.

An interesting distinction


One of the distinctions we  hopefully learn as we get older is that  there is a big difference between what we can control and what we can predict.

The room that was empty...


Last week at  CPAC (the event/revival/pre-convention for republican conservative stars) there was an interesting sidelight: namely  there was a room where they had a "Minority panel". And the room was virtually empty.

To Republicans; Forget theology & ideology...learn biology


Ana Navarro, Republican strategist on "This Week" give an interesting "biblical" parallel to the Republican CPAC convention. She bragged about the "diversity" of the points of view, and said it was like Noah's  Ark "one of everything". Dear Ana, if you believe the story literally of Noah's Ark you should really know they had "two" of everything or later they would've had none of everything. For you guys to get better on Bible stuff you are going to have to get better on biological stuff.

General malfeasance by a Lt. Col. 


Lt. Col. Joseph Morse is under investigation by the army's criminal investigation command for groping a female army lawyer during a legal conference in Northern Virginia in 2011. What makes this case fascinating is that the army is attempting to train prosecutors to handle physical abuse and sexual abuse cases. And, that happens to be the exact job description of the above mentioned Joseph Morse. So forgive the play on words, but lets put this in "Morse" code; You are supposed to "handle" sexual abuse cases, not "handle" the females that work with you.