Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Gitmo Texas

For three years President Obama tried to get the masterminds of the 9-11 attacks tried in civilian court. They will now be tried in Gitmo as the change in venue received too much resistance. Civilian courts have had a pretty good track record (actually, a perfect record) of putting terror suspects away. We thought of a compromise: If you can’t be in a military
court, and if they wont allow a cilvilian court, why not compromise? Try them in Texas.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, May 08, 2012

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