Wednesday, June 6, 2012


Disney Ain’t Dizzy

The Walt Disney Company acted in a very straight forward, non-dizzy manner and this is not junk
talk, they’re taking their junk food ads off the Disney Channel. Wowwy. Less junk food ads means less junk food consumed which mean less obese children. The next thing people are going to tell me is that cigarette ads started forty years ago really worked. Well, they did if you believe 19% of the population not smoking signifcantly less than the 40% then. Again, Walt Diney, well balanced, not dizzy.

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, June 06, 2012

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