Sunday, January 27, 2013

This week in right-wing dumb da dumb

We actually mean; mean mean mean mean. Worried that not enough young people will appreciate the joys of assault weapons, the weapons industry is supporting a new publication called "Junior  Shooters". As was published today in the NYT one article goes as follows: "Who knows?" it said. "Maybe you'll find a Bushmaster AR 15 under your tree some frosty Christmas morning!" ' It would be a frosty day indeed.

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