Wednesday, July 16, 2014

I Blame Obama


Why haven't  these 50,000+ unaccompanied children who are illegal immigrants been deported? He should be impeached for failing to do so. Of course it's federal law that he can't deport them, so if he does, he should be impeached for that. This law, HR7311, was signed 2008 by George W. Bush, because he knew a Obama was going to be elected and would leave the borders defenseless...so I blame Obama for George W. Bush this one time actually being a compassionate conservative. 

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