Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Better Gun Safety???

We all know about the tragedy in which the nine year-old girl fatally shot her gun range instructor with an Uzi in Phoenix, Arizona. In Los Angeles however, there are  parents that take a much "saner" view of gun safety; they just get their child a 22 caliber rifle. What could go wrong? Well, since he is the ripe old age of seven, something did and he got shot; he's been airlifted to a hospital, no word yet on his condition. As far as the condition of his parents, that would take a different article. A much longer psychiatric one.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, September 09, 2014

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