Wednesday, May 20, 2015

A No Bull Elephant

A BULL ELEPHANT who apparently takes no bull lives in a place called Chewore North, Zimbabwe. On April 17 one Ian Gibson was leading an "expedition" for a firm called "Safari Classics", just a polite way of saying they go on this macho man elephant hunt with the purpose of bagging one of these rather imposing majestic and often  threatened species. Well on this particular day there was some irony involved in chasing the ivory, because the head of the herd wasn't with their program. And he so to speak he “put his foot down” on Mr. Gibson, a number of times. The website of the Safari Classics organization said that Mr. Gibson was "brutally trampled to death" (hey, did you think it would be gentle?) and noted their client wasn't hurt. Good for you Mr. Client, worse luck next time.

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, May 20, 2015

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