Tuesday, August 11, 2015

There is no global warming



 We had one of the warmest December and beginning of January's on record, and then a very cold second half of January and a good chunk of February. Which made the yahoos say global warming is a hoax, the science was not settled, and after all almost 1/2 of 1% of the sciences disagree. Well, that many. So here are some of the temperatures today in our non-globally warmed country: Dallas 105°, Houston 104°, Mobile 100, Birmingham 102°. And it gets "better" (as in hotter), New Orleans 106 degrees, Jackson 108°, and our "winner" Alexandria, Louisiana 109°. Fine, there's no global warming, but i'll bet if it happens it will get really hot.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, August 11, 2015

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