Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Protest Starbucks


The latest complaint from the right wing, wing nuts is against Starbucks which they claim is anti Christian. It seems that having a red and green cup (traditional Christmas colors?) isn't enough because there are no reindeer. I see their point, because we wouldn't want parents to forget the heartwarming story of when Jesus used the reindeer to chase the money lenders from the temple, or was it to write the bible...I forget which.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, November 10, 2015

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