Monday, August 15, 2016

The Oracle vs The Donald

There is one (1) of the 270 electoral votes needed to win the presidency decided separately from the rest of the state in Nebraska. Warren Buffett, "The Oracle of Omaha" is so determined that Donald Trump NOT BE our next president that he is personally volunteering to drive Democratic voters to the polls in that contested district. Yeah yeah we know Donald, if he's so smart how come he's not rich?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: You tell em Norm; September 11, 2016 at 2:28 PM

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