Friday, October 21, 2016

Friday Fauxlosophy


Thomas Jefferson: "An ignorant people cannot remain a free people."

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Exception to the rule


Research shows without a doubt that both the George W. Bush administration and the Barack Obama administration would not hire anyone in the cabinet or other White House position who had problems with their tax returns INCLUDING not being willing to show them.


Some Americans, alas, plan to vote for an exception to that rule.

High Holidays

 Prefer a clear conscience to good reputation

Friday, August 26, 2016

Information


Information is invaluable tool, the speedier it gets there the sharper it is.

Monday, August 15, 2016

The Oracle vs The Donald


There is one (1) of the 270 electoral votes needed to win the presidency decided separately from the rest of the state in Nebraska. Warren Buffett, "The Oracle of Omaha" is so determined that Donald Trump NOT BE our next president that he is personally volunteering to drive Democratic voters to the polls in that contested district.  Yeah yeah we know Donald, if he's so smart how come he's not rich?

The Oracle vs The Donald


There is one (1) of the 270 electoral votes needed to win the presidency decided separately from the rest of the state in Nebraska. Warren Buffett, "The Oracle of Omaha" is so determined that Donald Trump NOT BE our next president that he is personally volunteering to drive Democratic voters to the polls in that contested district.  Yeah yeah we know Donald, if he's so smart how come he's not rich?

The Oracle vs The Donald


There is one (1) of the 270 electoral votes needed to win the presidency decided separately from the rest of the state in Nebraska. Warren Buffett, "The Oracle of Omaha" is so determined that Donald Trump NOT BE our next president that he is personally volunteering to drive Democratic voters to the polls in that contested district.  Yeah yeah we know Donald, if he's so smart how come he's not rich?

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Birds of a Whacky Feather


Watching that young man climb the Trump Tower to get an audience with Donald Trump and work for his election, all I could think of is a bat shit crazy fan supporting a bat shit crazy candidate

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Newt vs Facts


Can anybody besides Newt Gingrich deny that since 1990 crime has gone down and the economy has gone up?

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Buffet Vs. Trump


Warren Buffett has issued a challenge to Donald Trump. It seems Mr. Buffett is under IRS audit but nonetheless he offered the meet the Donald and show each other's tax returns.
The unsettling thing about doing such a disclosure with Warren Buffett is his tax returns will show he actually IS really rich. How about it Fox business report, any thoughts, comments?

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Does smart equal rich?


Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg and Michael Bloomberg and now, Mark Cuban have come out strongly for Hillary and just as strongly against Donald Trump. So if they're so "smart", how come they're not rich?

Friday, July 8, 2016

George Will responds to The Donald


George Will sent this response to Donald Trump for criticizing him for terminating his lifelong Republican party affiliation: Mr. Trump has the advantage over me, he can say everything he knows about any subject in 140 characters or less.

Brilliant.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

True genius


The combined genius of the Republican party and the NRA has suddenly become apparent during the latest gun debate. This fact is backed up by law enforcement agencies: unless you're a trained professional, guns in your house are more likely to be used against you as opposed to effectively defend you. Since it's obvious by Mr Trump's remarks the emnity he feels for Muslims in general by letting the most dangerous ones in, anyone who is or has ever been on terrorist watchlist they are way more likely to shoot themselves.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Trump's economic plans aren't racist


There is less, in fact much less, racism in Donald trumps economic plans than people may think. He's going to f**k up the lives and finances of middle and lower income folks of ALL races and creeds. An equal opportunity destroyer.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

What President Trump Should do


Here's what we should hope a Donald Trump presidency would accomplish:
1) Unemployment would be cut in half
2) The number of uninsured Americans would be cut in half
3) As a result of this plus more information and more contraceptives available, teen pregnancies would hit historical lows
4) The Dow Jones would be up by over 250%
5)The annual federal budget deficit would be cut by 70%
6) Inflation would be at a historic low
7) Our domestic auto industry would be booming
8) Clean energy to America would be doubled
9) Two thirds of the Taliban and Isis high command would be killed
10) And when President Trump says don't you wish Obama had done this, some honest reporter, who knows - maybe even someone from FOX News - will say WAIT....that's exactly what he did do.

The Faux News Network Principles


A) We distort, you abide
B) Or we retort if you deride, unless we choose not to
C) Complete sentences are acceptable in lieu of complete truths
D) It’s OK to criticize the 2006 Democratic Congress for all America’s problems since 2001
E) We shoot from the flip
F) We’re not always accurate but we’re always certain
G) On what we feel is wrong in this world, we can’t stop people from saying I don’t agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them say I didn’t know
H) The director’s board has a whim of irony
I) In times of emergency, we should rally around our President: In times of democracy he should do the same for us
J) We proudly plagiarize in advance, examples available upon request
K) It’s easy to be fun-based when you’re fact based
L) Good news parody makes for good news parity
M) And, of course, our goal is and always will be to be the most trusted name in Faux News