Wednesday, April 18, 2012

YOU MIGHT GET SHOT, BUT YOU WONT GET WET

At the Tampa Republican convention this year due to the heavy NRA influence over the state of Florida they will be allowed to block people carrying squirt guns which look like weapons but just not real guns. That’s correct, there will be no way the State of Florida or the local police can prevent people from walking around with real guns strapped to their hip locked and loaded up to 30 round magazines, but squirt guns however are
forbidden. So you might get shot but you won’t get wet.

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, April 18, 2012

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1 comment:

DEANBERRY said...

68,800 White South Africans murdered in a genocide that jewsnews (including supposedly "conservative" Fox) isn't even talking about. Why? http://whiteid.com/

May 1, 2012 at 1:28 AM

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