Wednesday, December 12, 2007

OUR INCURIOUS GEORGE

This past August, President Bush’s Intelligence Director, came to him with “new information” on Iran but according to the Prez, “he didn’t tell me what the information was”, continuing “he did tell me it was going to take a while to analyze”. Dub, duh, couldn’t you have asked? . . . And then after they did, in fact, get a confirmation that Iran’s nuclear program was long done (2003), Mr. Bush still talked in October of “World War III” and . . . it seems, as always, there was regarding the truth, a dearth from Darth, as Mr. Cheney warned them (Iran) “against staying on their present course”, or the international community would “impose serious consequences”. But if they (Iran) change their present course, that would mean starting up their program again. Right, Dub? Darth? Duh?

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, December 12, 2007

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