Tuesday, December 4, 2007

RUDY TUESDAY, JUDY NATHAN, A GETAWAY WITH A FULL SECURITY DETAIL: NOW THAT’S SAFE SEX

Rudy was in love, again, and from 1999 and on, while courting his 3rd wife, Judy Nathan, he took trips to Long Island. Well, his second and then current wife wasn’t invited, but there certainly was a crowd because he brought his entire personal security detail along. He then buried the cost of this outing in the budget of various NYC agencies to put if you will, a financial beard on these expenses: looks like despite Pat Robertson’s endorsements, when it comes to family values for Rudy Tuesday that was not a new day, but . . . with all that security around, we dare not say he wasn’t practicing safe sex.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, December 04, 2007

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