Friday, May 1, 2009




OUR APOLOGIES TO JON STEWART


Once again, we have plagiarized in advance. On 4/29 we wrote how keeping Kosher and never “pigging out” will help people avoid the swine flu. While we were saying this “tongue in cheek”, apparently our friend Jon Stewart at the Daily Show was thinking the same thing. Last night on his show, he joked about how the Israelis refer to this flu as “Mexico flu” out of fear of mentioning the “Traif Chazzer (non-kosher pig). We apologize Jon, we plagiarized you in advance.


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Anonymous said...

rofl.

Jon Stewart is not my favorite guy so I am glad to hear you beat him to the pun(ch).

May 3, 2009 at 12:15 AM

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