Wednesday, October 6, 2010

OILS WELL THAT IS NOT ENDING WELL


Apparently estimates that 75% of the oil had dissipated or been removed are under attack. People are claiming that 50% of it is still there in this largest of all oil spills in the Gulf of Mexico off the shores of Louisiana and other states. Either way 25% or 50% left is really rough and the process has to continue. But the independent panel reviewing it said that the government’s reaction was basically very sound after a first few hours of chaos. Well, I mean sure the folks of Katrina didn’t read the weather map and apparently the Obama folks didn’t read the spontaneous oil rig fire map. Has that one been updated? Well, any way for now oils well so far has not ended well but hopefully the payouts and the support for these folks continues.

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