Wednesday, January 19, 2011

SO GOES JOE DOZE

Fittingly even before Senator Joe Lieberman was to hold his press conference to announce whether he would run or not word already leaked out that he would not run. So figuratively there would be no drama and you could sleep through the conference, but then again, which one of Joe’s conferences or speeches couldn’t you sleep through? We again renew our latest addition to the drug industry, “Joe Doze” assorted tapes of the senator’s career - guaranteed to cure the most hard core insomniac. It would be like counting 10 to 1 backwards when they give you whatever that IV stuff is, you won’t make seven. So while Joe Doze now goes we still have his tape for prosperity and they can help ease the evenings of restless Americans. That, and the fact that he won’t run again.

Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, January 19, 2011

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