Thursday, March 10, 2011

BRUTAL BILLIONAIRE BASTARDS

Guess how rich Moammar Kadafi is after having looted the Libyans’ for only 4 decades. Many claim he's worth in the range of 32 billion dollars, but that’s not even a billion a year since he’s done that for 40 years. Still keeping in mind what J. Paul Getty said many years ago when he was worth billions when no one else was; you have to remember a billion doesn’t go as far as it used to. But speaking of bumbling billionaire bums; Ousted Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak is worth 70 billion. Now these assets are hidden in various banks and properties around the world as the forces of Egyptian democracy and others are attempting to seize them as is the US with Libyans. But 70 Billion and he did that in only 30 years. Kadafi, you have something to learn from Hosni.

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