Friday, March 11, 2011

THE GOOD BOOK GETS “GOODER”

For the benefit of those most ideologically driven politically particularly those on the right, and for those who are fundamentalist religiously driven changes have been made in the Bible. One fascinating one we found was taking out the word “booty” and replacing it with “riches”. Some things never change except when slang and laughter make them change. If you want to get the guide in advance for the next 100 years as to how responsive the ideological and fundamentalist folks can be the “cliff notes” are already available by former NBA star Dennis Rodman, who titled his own biography “Bad as I want to be”. Because those that are so driven by ideology and fundamentalism can look at Dennis Rodman’s book and know that they are going to be “fair as they gotta be”. I hope the good book keeps getting gooder.

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