Tuesday, January 16, 2007

NOT WELL HUNG

In the words of the learned Evan Thomas of Newsweek
regarding the latest Iraq
rope-a-dope; “How hard can it be to hang someone?”  And now we’re told there will be two separate
“commands” in Iraq – a
divided military, an Iraqi General and a U.S. General who will operate
“independently” but in the same exact area, Baghdad. 
Talk about a friendly fire (an oxymoron if there ever was one) accident
waiting to happen.  Can this troupe of clowns
(who endanger real troops) be right
on anything other than their ideological obsession?

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, January 16, 2007

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