Thursday, January 11, 2007

YOUNG NEO-CONS TROOP WET DRAWS DEPT.

Also ironically accurate is Don Imus’s assessment that none in
this administration would have faced their fate with the frontal (psychotic)
aggressiveness of Saddam Hussein.  As the “Imam” speculated (and we feel
correctly so) they (the neo-cons) would have to have been shot in the butt
while they were fleeing – like they were from the Vietnam draft.  That was the
one troop withdrawal these guys did believe in, deferring themselves from
possibly being troops.  And forgive the dry humor, but from what we
know of all these chicken hawks, their draws wouldn’t have been.

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