Thursday, January 11, 2007

WE HOPE AND PRAY THE 3RD TIME’S NOT A HARM



This increase of troops will be the 3rd such
initiative by our surger-in-chief; and as the others, does not seem likely to
succeed.  Connecticut Senator Chris Dodd was recently in Iraq, had dinner
with more than twenty (20) officers who said to a man according to Senator
Dodd, this is not what will work.






In an
administration which began with Dick Cheney (and where has he been) literally
finding himself in the VP search; could the decider-in-chief ever face the real
problem in Iraq, which is also himself, and achieve the appropriate, ultimate,
patriotic, and logical withdrawal, which we kind of wish his father had done.

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