Tuesday, February 13, 2007

QUERY TO PRESIDENT BUSH: CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN POTENTIAL FRIEND AND FAUX?

           

            So, just who are our potential long term allies, or not in
the Middle East; we’re only trying to get this straight:  Let’s see, the Saudi people in great numbers actually
hate us, and in fact, 15 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were Saudi citizens, part of
their mullah militia if you will.  In
addition, the Sunni faction, supported by the Sunni Saudi Arabian government,
is the group which has inflicted the greatest number of casualties on our
soldiers in Iraq.

            Conversely
many, many of the Iranian people have mostly positive feelings towards the US
and in their recent election repudiated their President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a
rather narrow brained anti-U.S., Holocaust denying and potentially killer
clown. And, it has come out (from our
State Department) that the Iranian government was most helpful to us after the
9/11 attacks before we and they
embarked on a course of mutual miscommunication and mistrust.

           Let’s be
clear here.  This Iranian government is
not composed of angels, and some Iranians no doubt send arms to insurgents in Iraq.  But we’re sure there are more then a few of
the 9/11 families who’d be hard pressed to say the Saudi government has no
devils as well.  It’s almost as if come
Haliburton or high water, the Bush family has major financial interests intertwined
with that of the Saudi’s, with their interests taking precedence over ours; no,
not the Bushes.  Oh well, oil’s well, that
ends well, eh.   

           
So, as we have
sadly faced many more Sunni then sunny days involving the Mid-East since 9/11,
we ask again Dub, can you tell potential friend from faux?

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