Monday, April 23, 2007

NOT WANTED . . . A DOLT 45

    We’re told that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales,
nicknamed “Fredo” by George W. Bush – draw your own conclusions there,
was rehearsed and ready for his testimony before the Senate. 
Since he had prepped and repped for many hours, we at Faux News Network
dared to presume was going to give actual answers regarding the firings
of 7 Attorney Generals by the very administration that appointed
them.  But, actual replies to questions is something the American
people did not get; instead on the first day before lunch, Mr. Gonzales
had responded to questions asked that “He did not recall” some FORTY
FIVE (45) times.  As Ricky Ricardo of “I Love Lucy” would have
said “Alberto (Fredo?) you got some “splaining” to do”:  it’s that
or be a Dolt 45.

Posted by Unknown at Monday, April 23, 2007

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