HURRI-CON REPORT

It came out this past weekend that the Citizens for Responsibility and
Ethics in Washington, CREW, unearthed some interesting data on the
Katrina after mess.  It seems other nations offered our nation 854
million dollars in cash, oil and material to help, and it also turns
out that the Bush administration was so unprepared for the generosity
of others (this is called projection gang) that we were only able to
process and use 40 million of the offered assistance; less than
5%.  When questioned, Con-thee-Rice or as we call her at the Faux
News Network, Ms. Con, heh-hehed that we’re not used to getting charity
so we weren’t prepared.  That our administration can’t anticipate
hurricanes, can’t read terrorist memos has been proven; but now we
learn they can’t even receive aid.  Hey, I know we’re hard on this
shucks for brains bunch but sometimes we just have to look a gift farce
in the mouth.