Thursday, December 31, 2009




LAUGHTER WITH OUR APOLOGY


Joe Lieberman who is (for now) the Chairman of Homeland Security in his role as an "Independent Democrat" has expressed great concern about how the Nigerian terrorist smuggled explosives onto a plane. Joe claims and a full body scan would have detected it and an FBI expert on the news today disputed that. When we see that "Joe Jowl face" talking about a full body scan, we know we should not laugh because this is serious business, so we apologize for not being able to control ourselves from laughing.

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Posted by Unknown at Thursday, December 31, 2009

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Don E. Chute said...

If this matter of "the war on terror", and "Islamic extremists", were not so serious, ALL THE IDIOTS in Congress, would be funnyhaha.

January 3, 2010 at 10:18 AM

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