Friday, April 29, 2011

FAMILY VALUES AND THE AIDS PIMPED WIFE

FAMILY VALUES AND THE AIDS PIMPED WIFE

Senator John Ensign on Nevada has long been the subject of an investigation. His problems began when this (not) family values candidate began an affair with his aide’s wife. Most fascinating is that after his aide Doug Hampton found out there was a fallout, as one might imagine. First, Mr. Hampton had been his best friend. Secondly, the affair went on for quite a while, having both passion and length. Thirdly, Mr. Ensigns family paid the mortgage on the home of Mr. Hampton and (for a while) this went away. Quite simply, Mr. Hampton pimped his wife! If not for the fact that the candidate running against Ensign is significantly worse, I think it would be quite obvious which way this family values candidate would be heading.

Posted by Unknown at Friday, April 29, 2011

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