Thursday, April 14, 2011

THE FINAL FOUR AND PRAISE FOR ALL GALORE

THE FINAL FOUR AND PRAISE FOR ALL GALORE

As a UConn booster having just come back from the final four, needless to say I am one happy guy. The run our team had this season may not be matched again for a generation. But I have to say, while in the hotel I was charmed by some lovely classy folks from VCU (Virginia Commonwealth) who were constantly being talked about on ESPN as not belonging in the tournament. Clearly ESPY was wrong and VCU was GREAT in the tournament, making it to the final four. While I am not a VCU alumni, I am now an official supporter and I advise ESPN’s Dick Vitale to come speak at the VCU dinner and rehash what they did wrong, and more importantly what they did right.

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, April 14, 2011

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