Sunday, December 3, 2006

CUT AND RUM DEPARTMENT

We are saddened by the departure of Donald Rumsfeld as Defense
Secretary. Mr. Rumsfeld saved reporters a great deal of time in press
conferences by rapidly asking and answering his own questions.
We hope that's appreciated. The upside of Robert Gates is that while
the press conferences should be much slower, if there is a major
scandal down the road, its name is tailor made for media headline
heaven; Gates Gate.

Posted by Unknown at Sunday, December 03, 2006

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