Tuesday, December 26, 2006

THE NAME BLAME

It’s been pointed out that our name: Faux News Network.com
is not dissimilar to a much more financially endowed, though more factually challenged
competitor. Their name while featuring the key F/X components has an “O”, or ought
in the middle, as in how fair (or balanced) they ought to be and thus produces
a word (we won’t say it) which has among its many meanings the capacity to
trick, or deceive, or turn sour.  Our
heading features “faux” which, of course, has an “au” between our F/X and we
all know Au is the chemical symbol for gold. 
Real gold versus net “0” – need we say more.

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, December 26, 2006

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The Faux News Network Principles

A) We distort, you abide
B) Or we retort if you deride, unless we choose not to
C) Complete sentences are acceptable in lieu of complete truths
D) It’s OK to criticize the 2006 Democratic Congress for all America’s problems since 2001
E) We shoot from the flip
F) We’re not always accurate but we’re always certain
G) On what we feel is wrong in this world, we can’t stop people from saying I don’t agree or I don’t care, but we won’t let them say I didn’t know
H) The director’s board has a whim of irony
I) In times of emergency, we should rally around our President: In times of democracy he should do the same for us
J) We proudly plagiarize in advance, examples available upon request
K) It’s easy to be fun-based when you’re fact based
L) Good news parody makes for good news parity
M) And, of course, our goal is and always will be to be the most trusted name in Faux News