Friday, February 6, 2009




THE BUCK SPENDS THERE


At a store called the Dollar Tree everything is (as one would think) priced at a dollar (the merchandise mainly consists overflows). While trying to find something gold looking for some friends, I went to a Dollar Tree on Super Bowl Sunday and saw long long lines of customers waiting to buy their desired items. It occurred to us that people would serve themselves well by buying stock in such places as Dollar Tree and Walmart when you have a Republican like George W. Bush in the Whitehouse. Because people are going to appreciate those buys…since the buck spends there.

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