Thursday, February 19, 2009

A LONG LIFE AFTER


We at the Faux feel there should be a form of life after life on earth. A status of this is when a persons is a regular topic of conversation when they have been dead longer than they were alive. Based on that, Abraham Lincoln who was born in 1809 (200 years ago) more than surpasses that requirement, and in fact conversation about him grows as he starts his 3rd century. Illinois is called the land of Lincoln, but if you think about what he did preserving the Union and the emancipation proclamation, you could make a pretty good case that "our country" is similar to Illinois (in that respect) and can go by that same nickname. For in a sense this whole country is the "Land of Lincoln".

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Posted by Unknown at Thursday, February 19, 2009

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