Wednesday, March 18, 2009




THE ECONOMIC KEY TO THE KINGDOM, BANKS A LOT


President Obama gets criticism from the right wingers for attempting too complex an agenda…as if these aren’t complex times. And while we at the Faux believe the stimulus was an absolute necessity we feel its just as important that the focus be on getting the credit markets to give credit and when they are thus functioning, Mr. Obama will get credit. So we know you have a lot to do Mr. President, but on top of the list should be Banks A lot.

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Posted by Unknown at Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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