Friday, October 16, 2009




FAUX FIERY FOR THE FAR RIGHT


We are considering a line of apparel of several items which can be worn or displayed. One of our items will be designed for right wing Jews; it will be a Yarmulka and instead of having Yankees or Red Sox emblems (yes, they make those) it will have the confederate flag on it. We think its the perfect fiery for the far right Jew.

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2 comments:

John Tedder said...

Norman, I hope I never see one.

Anonymous said...

Well i have looked at two of the blogs here and i can see that not many people read these but i needed to comment on that apparel thingy. In China they have Obama shirts where he is in Mao's communist uniform. No one talks about that tho huh? Only Fox! Wake up and just watch Fox and research what they are saying instead of just calling it right-wing conspiracy.

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