Wednesday, December 2, 2009




FROM WEALTH CARE TO HEALTH CARE


Could the same people who resisted social security and Medicare (and have been historically proven wrong, as we at the Faux have often pointed out) really attempt it again? Please understand that when real health care reform happens there will be tumult, threats, socialism, people will cry that the sky is falling, communism, fascism, Nazism, but ultimately it will become sacred. In future generations, the same people that are against the Democrats and Obama now will be then, only they will claim to support his health care policies as they do now with social security and Medicare. We are offering a special prize for whoever can come up with the originator of the following saying; "true conservatism is to believe that nothing should ever be done for the first time". This country is all about doing things for the first time, and that's why we support health care, not wealth care.

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2 comments:

Unknown said...

I completely agree about Conservatives too scared of change and instead are focused on how to help the wealthy. The Conservatives are using scare tactics like calling Obama a socialist because that is all they have left. Instead of helping our country they are trying to figure out which gay marriage to ruin today.

Mitch said...

I felt the need to share with you the story of Jason Bromby, a 28-year-old British diplomat who has gone missing in China. This is very scary. Read more about it:

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Spread the word, something needs to be done.

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