Tuesday, February 24, 2009




24 CARROT BOLD


Our guess is that President Obama is going to continue reaching out to the Republicans using the carrot rather than the stick, at least for a certain amount of time. And we are going to predict that time is "24" because 1. its such a nice complete number and 2. Its the name of a series that all the conservatives like on Fox and 3. Its the only time any of the conservatives were comfortable with a black President. We predict that at some point Obama is going to suggest that every member of Government (including himself take a month without salary, and just like the Lily Ledbetter law when the only lawmakers voting against it were Republicans, we predict that virtually all the elected officials that will refuse to give up their salary for the American people will be Republicans. Maybe we will be proven wrong and these people will act patriotic instead of only talking patriotic. We haven't seen this yet, but we are on the look out for what we will call President Obama's "24 carrot bold".

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't it get lonely on top of that white horse. I love how the party of inclusion works so hard at alienating and dividing. I guess because I'm a white conservative I'm presumed to a racist. Even terrorists are given the benefit of doubt by liberal knotheads but not conservatives. I guess it goes to show the company they keep tells the tale. The Silent Majority

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