Sunday, January 20, 2008

AN INCURIOUS GEORGE GETS IT CLASS BACKWARDS

Let’s be fair to the GOP, they realized Bill Clinton’s record as in gaining respect for U.S. leadership round the world, the successful economy, the relative success in Bosnia, etc., was a total failure, in their terms, any way, so they did all things opposite. For instance, in his first year in office, President Clinton visited many countries including those in the Middle East to actually see first hand what he was actually going to deal with. Mr. Bush on the other hand preferred to spend his presidency, the first seven years of it anyway, unencumbered by such input and, waited until the last year of his presidency to visit Israel, et al. It’s kind of like finishing up your college career and then attending classes; and that, Faux folks, is getting it class backwards.

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